The Dean’s List: Celebrity Couples

Welcome to the Dean’s List: your weekly destination for Deborah Berke’s most on-topic, off the beaten path rankings.

Penthouse: Diego Rivera + Frida Kahlo
7th Floor: John Lennon + Yoko Ono
6th Floor: Patti Smith + Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith
5th Floor: Gertrude Stein + Alice B Toklas
4th Floor: Walt Whitman + Peter Doyle
Basement: Charles Eames and Ray Kaiser Eames
Sub-basement: Jay Z + Beyonce (Bey-Z)

Comments: Dean Berke created this list from scratch after our original offerings were limited to couples only relevant to TMZ. Brangelina, Kimye and Bennifer were swiftly given the ax. Her initial comments: “Nowhere near a varied or diverse enough list! Get with it, you guys.”  While we’re head over heels for her list, a certain co-editor was caught muttering under his breath; “no one puts Beyonce in the basement…”