What You Wish You’d Said
Hi, you’ve reached someone who clearly doesn’t want to talk right now because if they wanted to engage in conversation with you they would have answered this phone call in the first place. I’m sorry I couldn’t take your call at this time – I’m either on another call or doing absolutely anything else that is frankly none of your business. Please leave your name, number, and reason for calling so I know exactly who to block. I’ll get to not calling you back as soon as possible because I am under no obligation to return this message, and truthfully, my gut is telling me you’re either calling for a favor, money or to simply waste my f*cking time.
Leave me alone after the beep.