A Recipe for the Perfect Disaster

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Crisis

Volume 11, Issue 02
October 30, 2024

A Recipe for the Perfect Disaster (and how to bounce back)

Ingredients
3 sleepless nights
9 cups of coffee (chai latte?)
7 sunrises at the rooftop of Rudolph
3 overlapping assignments
1 laundry basket filled to the brim
1 critic
1 “bad review”
0.5 screw it all attitude

Instructions

  1. Don’t set an alarm
  2. Pick a fight with a studio mate
  3. Procrastinate!
  4. Show up to class hungover
  5. Cut your finger on the cutting map at 3am
  6. Forget to save your rhino file with no autosave
  7. Starve during your midterm review

~Part 2 Ingredients - How to bounce back?~

Ingredients
1 friend
12 hours of sleep
2 cups of herbal tea
3 bags of halloween gummies

Instructions

  1. Just sleep
  2. Do your laundry and make your bed
  3. Call your mom
  4. Play some badminton in the pit
  5. Take a stroll
  6. Stay hydrated
  7. So NO to extra tasks
  8. Go home!

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Volume 11, Issue 02
October 30, 2024