A Recipe for the Perfect Disaster
Contributor
Crisis
Volume 11, Issue 02
October 30, 2024
A Recipe for the Perfect Disaster (and how to bounce back)
Ingredients
3 sleepless nights
9 cups of coffee (chai latte?)
7 sunrises at the rooftop of Rudolph
3 overlapping assignments
1 laundry basket filled to the brim
1 critic
1 “bad review”
0.5 screw it all attitude
Instructions
- Don’t set an alarm
- Pick a fight with a studio mate
- Procrastinate!
- Show up to class hungover
- Cut your finger on the cutting map at 3am
- Forget to save your rhino file with no autosave
- Starve during your midterm review
~Part 2 Ingredients - How to bounce back?~
Ingredients
1 friend
12 hours of sleep
2 cups of herbal tea
3 bags of halloween gummies
Instructions
- Just sleep
- Do your laundry and make your bed
- Call your mom
- Play some badminton in the pit
- Take a stroll
- Stay hydrated
- So NO to extra tasks
- Go home!